Lyrics of Tere Behan Aur Bhai Lagte Hai Mujhe Kasai (Parody) - तेरे बहन और भाई लगते है मुझे कसाई

tere behan aur bhai mujhe lagte hain kasai
kya pream ki batti jalne denge nahin
ari bol sabbo bol sangam hoga ke nahin
nahin kabhi nahin
teen meri behane aur char mere bhai
saato hi mere amma babab ki kamai
aankho jo dikhlayega to karenge dhulaai
le ja wapis aake teri ye lugaai
kaise padhu main pyaar ka pahada
kar diya tumne mera kabada

socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge
socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge
pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge
haan pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge
haan ji haan oye oye haan ji haan oye oye
na na na na naare naare naare
na na na na naare naare naare
na na na na naare naare naare
bachha bachha jehar lage
bachha bachha jehar lage
laai hai inhe dahej mein inhe
kaahe tu baau ghar se
allah re allah re

ho in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga
in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga
jaise kaanto ke jhaad jaise zahar ke pahad
jaise dengu bukhaar jaise bichu ke haar
jaise rawan ke roop jaise neem ka soup
jaise dushman ne di ho koi baduaan ho

tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai
ho ghochu tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai
jo bhi munh mein aaye woh bakta hai
tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai

saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade
saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade
sach sach main kehti hun sun lo aji sun lo aji
gadenge tambu yahin pe sabhi raat bhar muye
raat bhar muye milne na de
deede dikhaye bade bade
kambakhton kambakhton futo kahin
miyaan biwi ko chodke
khele kabaddi arman dil mein
aao ghusedu tumhe saapon ke bil me

khatiya ke neeche kya hai
khatiya ke niche
parde ke piche kya hai
parde ke piche
ho khatiya ke niche bhai
parde ke piche behna
ye meri aankh ke taare
ye mera ghar ka gehna
haayo rabba main kya karun kahaan maru
chup chup chup chup chup chup
chup chup chup chup chup chup
are chup

o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa
ke bablu rota hai guddu nahin sota hai
ke chinki ladti hai mujhe tang karti hai
ke chutki darti hai ke
ki dekho chintu ko khasi aati hai
o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa
o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa